Saturday, September 20, 2008

Amazing Lace Swap Bliss!!!

Bliss!!!

Thank you so much for my splendiferous box o’ lacy treasure!

Note face upon opening box:
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The whole of the box is really more than the sum of its parts, but here’s a manifest anyhoo:

-A package of stitch markers Jennifer made her very own self (in the ideal size & style for lace…)
-Copies of two patterns I have in my queue, Firmaments Lace Shawl & Luna Shawl & a dry erase marker to keep my ADD self in the right place
-Charming handmade note cards which are perfect for any & all correspondence to knitting peeps
-Soothing yet invigorating tea to keep me focused as contemplate which project I need to start first.
-6 skeins of my beloved Hempathy in my favorite-est color ever (more than enough to make a Saffron Luna!)
-A ginormous cone of scrumptious Alpaca Silk Ambrosia in a perfect shade of Spicy Burnt Sienna! Ack! SQUEEE! Ack Again!
(I am so happy I did not wake up the sleeping Sam as I did my “Interpretive Dance of Ack & Squee” through my living room… Because that allowed me plenty of time to fondle all that incredibly perfect fiber!)
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I am BEYOND happy! Check this goofy mug:

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My cheeks are hurtin’ from the smile this box has been giving me since I’ve opened it!
…& it’s a shame hyperbole reads poorly in the virtual world of bloggage, ‘cause I have to say:

Queenmamajen, you put the AMAZING in the Amazing Lace Swap!

You really looked at my wants & needs & used great prudence & discernment in your choices. You have more than renewed my faith in the swap process. (I also have Ania & Mariesa to thank for that, as well...) I feel loved from a distance & spoiled up close & personal!

My needles are sooo ready to click into a serious lace project!

I can only hope to bliss out my own Amazing Lace Swapee as much as you have me.

The Dred-ly Hat... A ravelry rehash & super easy free patterns

The Dred-ly Baby Hat by Ruth H. Bennett

So easy, it’s almost a “non-pattern”…

CO 6o sts of worsted dishcloth cotton on size 7 DPNs
Place marker at beginning of round

knit in the round for 6”

Decrease sequence:
(K4, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 50 sts
K one round
(K3, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 40 sts
K one round
(K2, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 30 sts
K one round
(K1, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 20 sts
(place (10) markers on all K2tog)
K one round
(K2tog)repeat to end of round= 5 sts
K one round (Switch to 2 DPNs to work as i-cord)
K1, K2tog, K2= 4 sts
K one round
K1, K2tog, K1= 3 sts
Work as i-cord to desired length (~5”)

Dreds:
(this is easier than it looks…)
pick up 3 sts vertically from one marker along decreases
Work as i-cord to desired length (~5”)
Repeat this step for all 10 markers.
Weave in ends (just feed them back into the i-cord!)

Voila!

These make great baby gifts when paired with your favorite bootie pattern:

Want a Child's/Young Teen's Size?

CO 80 sts of worsted dishcloth cotton on size 7 DPNs
Place marker at beginning of round

Knit in the round for 7-8”

Decrease sequence:
(K6, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 70 sts
K one round
(K5, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 60 sts
K one round
(K4, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 50 sts
K one round
(K3, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 40 sts
K one round
(K2, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 30 sts
K one round
(K1, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 20 sts
(place (10) markers on all K2tog)
K one round
(K2tog)repeat to end of round= 5 sts
K one round (Switch to 2 DPNs to work as i-cord)
K1, K2tog, K2= 4 sts
K one round
K1, K2tog, K1= 3 sts
Work as i-cord to desired length (~5”)

Repeat instructions for baby hat dreds...

Want a Hip Mamma Version?
Here's the pattern for the Bad Hair Hat #3:

Why make people look at my bad hair or a lame-o soccermom baseball cap when I can knit something that people might actually want to see?

I will be the first to admit: I am a Bad Haired Mamma! I try to keep clean/showered. However, it never seems to be enough & my messy/flyaway hair has always been an issue anyway.

So, here is the latest in a series of bad hair hats. This one is almost a non-pattern: CO 80 Knit for 12” Make a series of eyelets (I can lace in the i-cords for some interesting (to me) effects…) Knit one more round & do a 3 needle BO. I picked up 2 stitches of the BO edge w/ a #8 dpn… Increase to 3 sts by a F/B inc in the first stitch & i-corded for 5” (I did 20 i-cords on this hat).

Ta-da!!! Instantly presentable to the outside world...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sneaky Snake!!! A Free Pattern

Gentle Reader,
Please remember general free pattern etiquette.

Which means:
This is a free pattern & you get what you pay for.
Management is not responsible for honest typos & missed counts.

Please do not sell or pass this pattern off for your own.
All of my patterns are meant for personal, educational use, not for profit!
If you wish to use it for a class, please ask first... I will most likely say YES!
If you wish to share it, please link directly to this blog or my Ravelry page.

This is not copyrighted, but misuse of it will generally be found out, mocked by other knitters & punished with bad knitting karma.

Thank You.
-Ru.

Sneaky Snake! by Ruth H. Bennett

Hang on to your root beer!
(Get to know about Tom T. Hall’s childrens’ songs if’n you don’t get it!)

Sneaky snake will be a slitherin’ & a prancin’!

I hope Sam loves him.
I am following an early morning pattern vision for a snake that actually “slithers” rather than just layin’ there.

Super Simple & IMHO, Super Cute.


Yarn: DK wt variegated yarn (plus some stash yarn for eyes, tongue or optional fangs)
The snake shown is 3’ long & used about 150 yds of yarn.
Thank you Colleen for the gift of your stash bounty to design/make Sneaky for Sam!

Needles:
set of 5 #4 dpns

Other Materials/Notions:
Size H/8 crochet hook
Size F/5 crochet hook
Poly Fiber-fil or stuffing of choice
Yarn needle
(optional: "safety snap-on"eyes or cute buttons if that’s the look you’re going for... A safety squeaker or rattle capsule to stuff inside if you want to go for maximum cuteness!)

Gauge: Not important, but in this case, 6 sts = 1”
(You could easily change the size of the snake by altering yarn & needle size. However, be careful to use a smaller size needle than the ball band calls for so your stuffing does not poof out)
With a looser gauge, this could be a cute felting project if you are into felting/fulling projects.

Head:

Round 1: Long Tail CO 8 sts on 4 dpns
Round 2: Join (place marker if needed) Knit
Round 3: K1, M1, K1 on each needle = 12 sts
Round 4: Knit
Round 5: dpn1)K1,M1,K2 dpn2)K2, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K2 dpn4)K2, M1, K1=16sts
Round 6: Knit
Round 7: dpn1)K1,M1,K3 dpn2)K3, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K3 dpn4)K3, M1, K1=20sts
Round 8: Knit
Round 9: dpn1)K1,M1,K4 dpn2)K4, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K4 dpn4)K4, M1, K1=24sts
Round 10: Knit
Round 11: dpn1)K1,M1,K5 dpn2)K5, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K5 dpn4)K5, M1, K1=28sts
Round 12: Knit
Round 13: dpn1)K1,M1,K6 dpn2)K6, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K6 dpn4)K6, M1, K1=32sts
Round 14: Knit
Round 15: dpn1)K1,M1,K7 dpn2)K7, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K7 dpn4)K7, M1, K1=36sts
Round 16: Knit
Round 17: dpn1)K1,M1,K8 dpn2)K8, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K8 dpn4)K8, M1, K1=40sts
Round 18: Knit
Round 19: dpn1)K1,M1,K9 dpn2)K9, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K9 dpn4)K9, M1, K1=44sts
Round 20: Knit
Round 21: dpn1)K1,M1,K10 dpn2)K10, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K10 dpn4)K10, M1, K1=48sts
Round 22-32: Knit
Round 33: (K2, K2tog)* =36 sts
Round 34: Knit
Round 35: (K1, K2tog)* =24 sts
Round 30-42: Knit (be sure to distribute 6 sts on each dpn & maintain marker for beg of round)

~Add Safety Eyes now (if that’ s what you had in mind for eyes) & begin to stuff with poly fiber-fil or roving as you go.

The Body:

Now, it is just a matter of making Sneaky Snake slither....

The body is basically a set of right-leaning or left-leaning slants interspersed with sections of plain knitting in the round!
During these slants, it is helpful to jog stitches back & forth between the needles to keep them evenly distributed, 6 on each needle. Believe me, it will make sense once you start.

Right Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K1, M1, K4 dpn2) K4, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K4 dpn4) K4, M1, K1
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 14 rounds, or 7 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Knit in the round for 7 rounds.

Left Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K2tog, K4 dpn2) K4, M1, K1 dpn3) K1, M1, K4 dpn4) K4, PSSO
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 14 rounds, or 7 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Knit in the round for 7 rounds.

Continue to 8” before you want your snake to end.
(Snake shown has 5 left/right slants for 10 big kinks & 9 knit in the round sections total)

Remember to stuff the body as you go...

Now, make 2 smaller kinks:

Small Right Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K1, M1, K4 dpn2) K4, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K4 dpn4) K4, M1, K1
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 6 rounds, or 3 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Remember to stuff the body as you go...

Knit in the round for 5 rounds.

Small Left Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K2tog, K4 dpn2) K4, M1, K1 dpn3) K1, M1, K4 dpn4) K4, PSSO
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 6 rounds, or 3 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Remember to stuff the body as you go...

Knit in the round for 5 rounds.

Tail Decreases:
Step 1: dpn1) K2tog, K4 dpn2) K4, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K4 dpn4) K4, PSSO = 20sts
Step 2: Knit in round for 3 rounds
Step 3: dpn1) K2tog, K3 dpn2) K3, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K3 dpn4) K3, PSSO = 16sts
Step 4: Knit in round for 5 rounds
Step 5: dpn1) K2tog, K2 dpn2) K2, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K2 dpn4) K2, PSSO = 12sts
Step 6: Knit in round for 7 rounds
Step 7: dpn1) K2tog, K1 dpn2) K1, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K1 dpn4) K1, PSSO = 8sts
Step 8: Knit in round for 9 rounds
Step 9: dpn1) K2tog dpn2)PSSO dpn3) K2tog dpn4) PSSO = 4sts
Step 10: Knit as i-cord on 2 dpns for 5 rounds
Step 11: BO & weave in ends.

A nice optional detail on the tail tip could be to stop decreases at 8 sts & begin working in garter stitch to create a “rattle” effect for the tail tip. (As Sneaky Snake subsists primarily on scavenged/unattended root beer such protective adaptations as fangs & rattles are unnecessary... Even counter-adaptative!) Continue for 3”, break yarn, pull yarn through the 8 loops, tie closed & weave in ends.

Forked Tongue:

Measure 1 yd. of stash yarn in desired color. Fold in half & use crochet hook to “hitch” tongue onto mouth (as you would add a fringe to a scarf).
( I gave an extra knot or two to reinforce the join. The tongue will get a lot of punishment if this is mean to be a toy for a child)
Use larger crochet hook (size H) to chain 12 (use both strands of yarn to do so).
Pull yarn through last loop to secure chain.
Switch to smaller crochet hook to individually ch 3 on each of the yarns used for the tongue to create a fork. I started the chain using the last loop available from the end of the tongue.
Tie off each end & trim. Be sure to leave a little bit of yarn showing so the knot will stay tied.

Optional Fangs:

Pick up 3 sts in white stash yarn along bottom front of mouth increase line.
Work as i-cord for desired length.
K2tog, k1.
B0. Weave in ends
Repeat on same place on the other side of the mouth.

Embroidered Eyes:
(CAUTION: You might want to have embroidery experience for this... Otherwise you will be extremely frustrated with these instructions!)

Mark out 2 9 st squares (3x3) evenly on desired area on top of head.
Use worsted weight white yarn to tie onto bottom right corner of marked square.
Leave 3” or 4” inches of tail dangling
Satin stitch for 6 stitches (2 passes for each knit row)
From right side of “square”, work 8 buttonhole stitches with the button hole “ridges” facing front. This will create a “scallop shell” looking eye white.
Tie both ends of white yarn together to pull scallop into a circle” facing front.
Weave in ends.

To make a pupil, tie black worsted yarn in 3 half-hitches (or overhand knots) over the bottom ‘join’ of the white yarn.
Weave in ends.

Repeat on the same place on the other side of the head.

Really, sew on felt eyes...
Or, buttons if your intended recipient is over 3.
Whatever moves you.
Just remember, if you are adding "safety snap-on" eyes, you need to put those in before you stuff the head & move on the the body.

Embellish at will!
Be creative!


...Add beads as you knit him (or her, if you like)!

...Make flames come out of its mouth!

...Make a little Basilisk!

Or, add neck feathers & make your own knit Quetzalcoatl!

Please share pictures of your creations/adaptations with me... I’d love to see it!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Illusion Knitting!

So now that the schools are out, I can catch up with some knitting posts!

I am having a little party here with Sam as we enjoy being some of the lucky Louisvillians with utilities & a stocked pantry.

We're also going to celebrate Sept 19th, National Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

Last weekend I saw this pattern by the fascinating Isolde Teague linked to Ravelry
http://ysolda.com//wordpress/skull-illusion-knit-scarf/





Illusion knitting is quite cool…
However, it does have it's down side.

To me, when you do not see the illusion, it just looks like shoddy knitting. I was trained into knitting by a strict artisan approach. My Mother always felt (just as her Grandmother who taught her & all the ladies before her...) that if it could be done better, don't fret, frog it out & do it better.
Yeah, I had a hard time watching the frogging as a child, but I was always better pleased with what I made in the end. Pride is a great teaching tool, when harnessed correctly.

I like to think I have a more relaxed idea about that... I try to focus on the beauty of the "Persian Flaw" (The legend behind the phrase "Persian flaw" goes that in ancient times, Persian rug makers were deeply religious and believed that only God could make something perfect. They would deliberately drop in a small faulty stitch, a flaw, into each Persian rug. In doing so, a “Persian Flaw” revealed the rug maker’s devotion to God.) or the artist's tradition of the "happy accident".

I have a friend who has such a code of quality she will never hesitate to frog an entire project rather than slack on her craftsmanship (Sonya, you KNOW I mean you...). I have fiber artist friends who scrumble without a net & actively encourage the improv-ed & unrepeatable in the webs they create.
I'd like to find myself somewhere in the middle... However, my early training makes me hesitate before plunging into this style of knitting. Artist friends, I know you LIVE to break down barriers like this, but I cannot help myself!

There are many free charts out there to be found on them internets, but if you are a book sort, I recommend Shadow Knitting by Vivian Hoxbro, which is still in print & available all over the US. Hoxbro uses shadow knitting to create some very artistic effects which consciously side step the pitfall of the "poorly knit" look those super fun charts out there like the irresistibly subversive Alien Illusion Scarf from Shetha Nolke (which an be found it in the classic Stitch 'n Bitch:the Knitter's Handbook) can't help but have.

I would love to use Isolde Teague's skull chart for a sweater pattern for Sam or something.
So, stay tuned for further developments.

Monday, September 15, 2008

This was the eeriest & greyest of days here in Louisville…

60% of the Metro area without power as we recover from the windstorm the aftermath of Hurricane Ike brought us yesterday… Schools are closed… Open gas stations are few & far between… Businesses are open where they are able.
I am one of the lucky ones. I have power. (In fact, some of my family & neighbors have already come by to shower & charge their cellphones)

Grey though it may be on the outside, Inside my house is lovely & bright. (Yes, any free day I get to spend with Sam is a good one… But, there’s another reason…)
The mailman brought me a package of Sunshine & Butterflies from Texas.

How could I tell it was a box of butterflies? I saw the cocoon when I opened it!

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There was a note from Mariesa telling me to unwind the cocoon to find her too-thoughtful-to-be-random acts of angel kindness inside!!!
(…Plus, a mysterious envelope meant to be opened when the cocoon was completely unwound!)

Okay… I’m smiling…

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I swear the room got brighter & the sun came out as I unwrapped! Sam stood up & chewed on the edge of his pack’n’play as he watched with more than prurient interest… I think he KNEW something in that wondrous blue cocoon had to be for him.

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As I unwound, treasures were revealed:
~Soft Acrylic Worsted for my Art Kids!
~Sweetie Sweet Pea soap!
~Sammy-style bath crayons (though ya know Mamma’s gonna be using them with him!)& a Clifford (ALWAYS a love of mine!) washcloth to clean our art away
~ Natural Chamomile Baby Shampoo for his sweet head!
~2 brew packs of Cafe Ole Coffee from Houston (yum!)
~A bounty of fine Fiesta Seasonings from Bolner’s (Fajita Rub, Primo Chili Powder & Whole Anise… my mind is reeling with the possibilities for these!)

It seemed as if this cocoon would not stop dropping goodies!

Each sweeter & more perfect than the last… Each wrapped in a note explaining the depths of Mariesa’s good intentions (& careful research!). Sam started laughing with me! Then, demanded out to play with what he knew was his stuff!

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Next, a hand knit skinny scarf in the most perfect color of red for me (I even had to put a towel underneath it for the photo… it matches my knitting photo chair so exactly!).

Then, as I finally reached the end of the winding…

100 grams of gorgeous taupe Skacel laceweight merino!!!

…enough to make either of the patterns in the mystery envelope!!! (In the Pink by Izzy (which is in my favorites & was waiting the indulgence of a good yarn… Or, now I am diverted from my original plan by the elegance of Queen Anne’s Lace!)

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I made a point NOT to ask for an angel package. This swap was not about the things for me. I wanted to find love, caring & understanding. Now I have 2 boxes that are far more than the treasures they contain.

I cannot believe my luck to have found such a community of such caring, graceful, gentle ladies!
Check the smile, Mariesa! Spoilage accomplished!!!

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I have sooo much good Karma to spread around! Watch out SOAB!!!
Who’s next!! My needles are itchin’ to spread some LOVE!!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

SOAB II...




Check this out!!!
Guess what came in the mail yesterday?
I have an adorable blessing of a Knitting Fairy courtesy of Ania!
I've got to find out if she knitted the scarflette on #oo dpns or on the toothpicks themselves! Perhaps if I leave her out on my stash with a bunch of toothpicks she & her friends will knit me something in an impossible tiny gauge!
This little Knitting Fairy will watch over me while I knit up a baby jester hat from a wonderfully whimsical (& seamless!!!) pattern she sent along.
Plus, she sent me a copy of a book I've wanted to read for the longest... The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini! Bliss!!!

So it's no big secret: I took part in a swap this summer with mixed results. Overall, it was a good experience, however I have learned a lot about human nature.

You can’t fix other people, or make them care, but you can make others feel better than you do when you’ve been “burned”.

As I’ve been reflecting on my experience, all of this is a lot like love.
You do your best to give & meet your responsibilities.
But, that is NO guarantee your partner will do the same.

…and just like love ( as it truly seems in your own experience…), eventually you will meet an “angel” (or dancing fairy...) who will redeem your faith in the process!

This is the 1st project in a series to spread warm fuzzies through the kind ladies I (virtually) met in the process. Ania did it for me (A dragon finger puppet in a tutu is on it's way to her, too...) So I thought I'd do for someone else, as well. I DOES make you feel better!

There is another lady who has been strung along until the end. I’m sure her package will come/has come already by now. I just had an inspiration to make her something to make the waiting easier…
I found that the true fruit of the swapping experience is to find (or be) a stranger out there who wants to take the time & effort to spoil someone out of the blue for no other reason than the joy of the giving.

Sooo… Here is a kitty for the joy of giving’s sake…
Pppppbbbt!


I used the pattern for a mug & French press pot cozy which is beautiful & free from the Ravelry downloads as a basis for my dimensions. My target is a hot chocolate & tea drinker, so I sized it for a 20 oz. tall latte mug. I put some pretty standard cables on the sides to pull in the edges to the contours of the mug & added intarsia eyes. I knitted two triangles to serve as ears, embroidered on nose, whiskers & mouth... but it didn't seem complete without a raspberry-giving alpaca-silk tounge!

Here is a basic chart for the eyes: (Knit over 36 sts)

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Sam's 1st Birthday approaches!

Sam's 1st birthday present is Finished & Fabulous!!!

This Pattern (http://electricbiscuitonline.blogspot.com/2005/06/clone-mr-dangly.html) is super cute, but I adapted it to be seamless just ‘cause I can’t help myself when I know it can be done.
I will also post that mostly seamless version here on my blog (once I’ve got my grading done & Sam allows me more computer time…).

I hope the use of Stashed Magic Stripey Stuff (Thank you, Colleen!) will not bring shame upon the “House of Dangly”!


I’m really pleased with the results (which will be Sam’s 1st Birthday present!!!). However, I am still uncertain how to finish it with eyes.
The buttons that the pattern calls for are unsuitable for the under 3 set…
I ended up stitching closed eyes with cotton crewel thread… but I’ll change to buttons when Sam is old enough.

There is another toy in process for the birthday: Sneaky Snake!

Hang on to your root beer!
(Get to know about Tom T. Hall’s childrens’ songs if’n you don’t get it!)

Sneaky snake will be a slitherin’ & a prancin’!

I hope Sam loves it, too.
I am following an early morning pattern vision for a snake that actually “slithers” rather than just layin’ there. (Yes, a free pattern is soon to follow...)