Sunday, November 23, 2008

Soylent Koolhaas!

"It's People! PEEEEOPLE!!! Tell EVERYONE!!"

Sooo. I realized that 3 pair of endpaper mitts by Christmas was an unrealistic goal… sigh.

(I should be putting grades together instead of writing this! I should be house cleaning! I should be doing a lot of other things, but here I am writing about my knitting...)

So, I back up & punt with some stash (Thanks for the de-stashing gift, Colleen!).

Looking yummy so far… The end product is very thick & snuggly!
Well worth the fussiness of the cabling!

I have to say the crown decreases are simply perfect! They are elegant like a math equation… Sometimes I am simply awed by what is possible in knitting.

The actual yardage is something like 140-5 yds, so there are yarn-y leftovers for wrist cuffs or mini mitts…
I will have to experiment with making little tubes of the pattern… I'll print up a little pattern when I finish. The only trick bit will be placing a thumb... Perhaps a little afterthought thumb should poke out of one of the diamonds. We'll see. I can only find out by knitting them up...


Ah well... Back to grading the Art Folders... Bleah.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Strike While the Iron is Hot!

I must post as fast as I can while the Sam sleeps!

More on my flirtation with crochet:

Ok… I know.

I usually hate crochet.

Why am I doing this?

One answer? LOVE.
(Plus… I think I’m developing a guilty pleasure in amigurumi-style crochet. Sigh. How could anyone fight the cuteness? I’m sooo weak!)

My friend Mary loves all thing Studio Ghibli & especially this kami-wood-spirit-sprite, Totoro.
How could I resist hooking her up for her birthday?

I found a darlin' pattern, that even though it is crochet, is the best version of this character I've found:

http://heavens-hellcat.livejournal.com/420.html

It was a bit tedious through the body, but that is simply because I personally find the crochet process itself tedious... I recommend the pattern to anyone who enjoys it.

However, I now know enough that I’ll probably knit one the next time.
Yeah… this guy is soo cute… There has to be a next time so Sam can have one.

Now I just have to crochet a leaf for his sweet little head (I just improvised a leaf using the ear pattern & then stitching it together to flatten it)…

There. Soooper Cute!


I hope Mary loves it.

Abuse & Neglect...

Oh, my sadly neglected blog...

I have so much to post I don't even know where to start!

I guess I'll start with some back tracking:

I first designed these gloves a a serious modification of the cigar smoking glove from knitty. (other than a few of the counts, it is now quite different… But, you have to start somewhere!)

Foolishly, I made them for a lover who took about as good a care of my heart as he did the gloves. He lost them in the first month of having them as a Christmas gift.
Well, I know much better now…


The version(s) you see here are lady-sized or men’s small of the same lost project made in colors I like far better. After doing the first versions, I learned that if you have a set of 2 sts of black along the gusset edge, the intarsia “jumps” do not show at all & an i-cord style raised edge is created.

That innovation pleased me far better than that man ever did…

In other news... I have lifted my "crochet ban" due to some pumpkin cuteness I found on "them internets"...

Normally, I am not fond of crochet. However, these amigurumi style patty-pan pumpkins are too scrumptious! Sam NEEDED one… Then, my Mother NEEDED one…

Ah… seasonal craft mission creep.

Thankfully, these can be quickly knocked out in an evening (Two (or so) hours at the most, I swear… ).
They use a negligible amount of worsted wt. stash yarn. Great for last-minute gifting!

(There is a useful crochet tutorial on the “video crochet” forum on ravelry... check it out if you are so inclined.)

Other images of Pumpkin related cuteness?

See what a difference a year makes:

This hat was a part of the great pregnant knitathon of 2007…

The hat is a simple 70 st stem hat (see the dred-ly pattern in a previous post if you want the walk-through...) with duplicate stitch jack o’ lantern embellishments.

Sam wasn’t so wild about the pumpkin suit, but he was accepting of the hat a year later…

Man, has that noggin GROWN!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Lacy Bears?

I've been trying to make lace, lately.

I must be nuts, 'cause lace takes concentration & between teaching my hellions & wrangling my Sam... I've only been able to make the simplest of things work for me.
I have Firmament Pi Shawl & Luna Moth dreams... The gorgeous fiber is even in my stash... However, my reality is much more mundane right now.
With the time & concentration I currently have at my disposal, I've really enjoyed making several hempathy versions of the fabulous & free 'Branching Out' scarf pattern from knitty.com

So, I got involved in the Amazing Lace Swap on ravelry (see previous post) & I hope I did as well spoiling my swap partner as my spoiler did for me:

I included a sure-fire lace maker's pleaser of a skein (800 yds or so) of Zephyr Merino-Silk in a heathered forest green. I also included enough of my beloved Hempathy (in chocolate brown) & the pattern to make a Clementine Shawlette. She mentioned an interest in Bargello & the Clementine has that sort of motif in lace throughout.

I made some beaded items for her: a lace suncatcher & a dichroic glass row counter bracelet (which can be seen in the "group" picture).
I also made up a recipe of dark chocolate mint brownies in honor of her love of York Peppermint Brownies (Not in the picture, but I may post on that later, if anyone's interested...).

In honor of her love of Zuni Bears, I included a hematite Athabascan bear for dream guidance, drew a Zuni bear on a canvas project tote & wrapped her brownies' tupperware in a cotton dishcloth knitted in a Zuni Bear design I charted for her.


Now, I've heard that a smart girl can adapt any chart to lace with yarn overs outlining the image & appropriately placed directional decreases.
So... here's a request for any lace expert out there to help me in my quest for lacy bears!

Anyway. It's a quick, easy & free pattern for those who like to make dishcloths...


In other news... Sam turned one year old on the 8th! Pictures are up on my Flickr if you wanna see. What a year! Everything changed & it was about damn time.
Ah. Love, at last. I'm one lucky Mamma!


I made him a peach-banana muffin with cream cheese icing! (I can post that recipe, too...)
& gave him his Mr. Dangly (I adapted the pattern to be seamless... So, there's another free pattern to come when I get the time to transcribe it from my notes...)

Thanks to All for the Love & Support! You know Sam & I love y'all!

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Amazing Lace Swap Bliss!!!

Bliss!!!

Thank you so much for my splendiferous box o’ lacy treasure!

Note face upon opening box:
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The whole of the box is really more than the sum of its parts, but here’s a manifest anyhoo:

-A package of stitch markers Jennifer made her very own self (in the ideal size & style for lace…)
-Copies of two patterns I have in my queue, Firmaments Lace Shawl & Luna Shawl & a dry erase marker to keep my ADD self in the right place
-Charming handmade note cards which are perfect for any & all correspondence to knitting peeps
-Soothing yet invigorating tea to keep me focused as contemplate which project I need to start first.
-6 skeins of my beloved Hempathy in my favorite-est color ever (more than enough to make a Saffron Luna!)
-A ginormous cone of scrumptious Alpaca Silk Ambrosia in a perfect shade of Spicy Burnt Sienna! Ack! SQUEEE! Ack Again!
(I am so happy I did not wake up the sleeping Sam as I did my “Interpretive Dance of Ack & Squee” through my living room… Because that allowed me plenty of time to fondle all that incredibly perfect fiber!)
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I am BEYOND happy! Check this goofy mug:

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My cheeks are hurtin’ from the smile this box has been giving me since I’ve opened it!
…& it’s a shame hyperbole reads poorly in the virtual world of bloggage, ‘cause I have to say:

Queenmamajen, you put the AMAZING in the Amazing Lace Swap!

You really looked at my wants & needs & used great prudence & discernment in your choices. You have more than renewed my faith in the swap process. (I also have Ania & Mariesa to thank for that, as well...) I feel loved from a distance & spoiled up close & personal!

My needles are sooo ready to click into a serious lace project!

I can only hope to bliss out my own Amazing Lace Swapee as much as you have me.

The Dred-ly Hat... A ravelry rehash & super easy free patterns

The Dred-ly Baby Hat by Ruth H. Bennett

So easy, it’s almost a “non-pattern”…

CO 6o sts of worsted dishcloth cotton on size 7 DPNs
Place marker at beginning of round

knit in the round for 6”

Decrease sequence:
(K4, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 50 sts
K one round
(K3, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 40 sts
K one round
(K2, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 30 sts
K one round
(K1, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 20 sts
(place (10) markers on all K2tog)
K one round
(K2tog)repeat to end of round= 5 sts
K one round (Switch to 2 DPNs to work as i-cord)
K1, K2tog, K2= 4 sts
K one round
K1, K2tog, K1= 3 sts
Work as i-cord to desired length (~5”)

Dreds:
(this is easier than it looks…)
pick up 3 sts vertically from one marker along decreases
Work as i-cord to desired length (~5”)
Repeat this step for all 10 markers.
Weave in ends (just feed them back into the i-cord!)

Voila!

These make great baby gifts when paired with your favorite bootie pattern:

Want a Child's/Young Teen's Size?

CO 80 sts of worsted dishcloth cotton on size 7 DPNs
Place marker at beginning of round

Knit in the round for 7-8”

Decrease sequence:
(K6, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 70 sts
K one round
(K5, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 60 sts
K one round
(K4, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 50 sts
K one round
(K3, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 40 sts
K one round
(K2, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 30 sts
K one round
(K1, K2tog)repeat to end of round= 20 sts
(place (10) markers on all K2tog)
K one round
(K2tog)repeat to end of round= 5 sts
K one round (Switch to 2 DPNs to work as i-cord)
K1, K2tog, K2= 4 sts
K one round
K1, K2tog, K1= 3 sts
Work as i-cord to desired length (~5”)

Repeat instructions for baby hat dreds...

Want a Hip Mamma Version?
Here's the pattern for the Bad Hair Hat #3:

Why make people look at my bad hair or a lame-o soccermom baseball cap when I can knit something that people might actually want to see?

I will be the first to admit: I am a Bad Haired Mamma! I try to keep clean/showered. However, it never seems to be enough & my messy/flyaway hair has always been an issue anyway.

So, here is the latest in a series of bad hair hats. This one is almost a non-pattern: CO 80 Knit for 12” Make a series of eyelets (I can lace in the i-cords for some interesting (to me) effects…) Knit one more round & do a 3 needle BO. I picked up 2 stitches of the BO edge w/ a #8 dpn… Increase to 3 sts by a F/B inc in the first stitch & i-corded for 5” (I did 20 i-cords on this hat).

Ta-da!!! Instantly presentable to the outside world...

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sneaky Snake!!! A Free Pattern

Gentle Reader,
Please remember general free pattern etiquette.

Which means:
This is a free pattern & you get what you pay for.
Management is not responsible for honest typos & missed counts.

Please do not sell or pass this pattern off for your own.
All of my patterns are meant for personal, educational use, not for profit!
If you wish to use it for a class, please ask first... I will most likely say YES!
If you wish to share it, please link directly to this blog or my Ravelry page.

This is not copyrighted, but misuse of it will generally be found out, mocked by other knitters & punished with bad knitting karma.

Thank You.
-Ru.

Sneaky Snake! by Ruth H. Bennett

Hang on to your root beer!
(Get to know about Tom T. Hall’s childrens’ songs if’n you don’t get it!)

Sneaky snake will be a slitherin’ & a prancin’!

I hope Sam loves him.
I am following an early morning pattern vision for a snake that actually “slithers” rather than just layin’ there.

Super Simple & IMHO, Super Cute.


Yarn: DK wt variegated yarn (plus some stash yarn for eyes, tongue or optional fangs)
The snake shown is 3’ long & used about 150 yds of yarn.
Thank you Colleen for the gift of your stash bounty to design/make Sneaky for Sam!

Needles:
set of 5 #4 dpns

Other Materials/Notions:
Size H/8 crochet hook
Size F/5 crochet hook
Poly Fiber-fil or stuffing of choice
Yarn needle
(optional: "safety snap-on"eyes or cute buttons if that’s the look you’re going for... A safety squeaker or rattle capsule to stuff inside if you want to go for maximum cuteness!)

Gauge: Not important, but in this case, 6 sts = 1”
(You could easily change the size of the snake by altering yarn & needle size. However, be careful to use a smaller size needle than the ball band calls for so your stuffing does not poof out)
With a looser gauge, this could be a cute felting project if you are into felting/fulling projects.

Head:

Round 1: Long Tail CO 8 sts on 4 dpns
Round 2: Join (place marker if needed) Knit
Round 3: K1, M1, K1 on each needle = 12 sts
Round 4: Knit
Round 5: dpn1)K1,M1,K2 dpn2)K2, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K2 dpn4)K2, M1, K1=16sts
Round 6: Knit
Round 7: dpn1)K1,M1,K3 dpn2)K3, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K3 dpn4)K3, M1, K1=20sts
Round 8: Knit
Round 9: dpn1)K1,M1,K4 dpn2)K4, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K4 dpn4)K4, M1, K1=24sts
Round 10: Knit
Round 11: dpn1)K1,M1,K5 dpn2)K5, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K5 dpn4)K5, M1, K1=28sts
Round 12: Knit
Round 13: dpn1)K1,M1,K6 dpn2)K6, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K6 dpn4)K6, M1, K1=32sts
Round 14: Knit
Round 15: dpn1)K1,M1,K7 dpn2)K7, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K7 dpn4)K7, M1, K1=36sts
Round 16: Knit
Round 17: dpn1)K1,M1,K8 dpn2)K8, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K8 dpn4)K8, M1, K1=40sts
Round 18: Knit
Round 19: dpn1)K1,M1,K9 dpn2)K9, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K9 dpn4)K9, M1, K1=44sts
Round 20: Knit
Round 21: dpn1)K1,M1,K10 dpn2)K10, M1, K1 dpn3)K1, M1, K10 dpn4)K10, M1, K1=48sts
Round 22-32: Knit
Round 33: (K2, K2tog)* =36 sts
Round 34: Knit
Round 35: (K1, K2tog)* =24 sts
Round 30-42: Knit (be sure to distribute 6 sts on each dpn & maintain marker for beg of round)

~Add Safety Eyes now (if that’ s what you had in mind for eyes) & begin to stuff with poly fiber-fil or roving as you go.

The Body:

Now, it is just a matter of making Sneaky Snake slither....

The body is basically a set of right-leaning or left-leaning slants interspersed with sections of plain knitting in the round!
During these slants, it is helpful to jog stitches back & forth between the needles to keep them evenly distributed, 6 on each needle. Believe me, it will make sense once you start.

Right Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K1, M1, K4 dpn2) K4, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K4 dpn4) K4, M1, K1
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 14 rounds, or 7 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Knit in the round for 7 rounds.

Left Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K2tog, K4 dpn2) K4, M1, K1 dpn3) K1, M1, K4 dpn4) K4, PSSO
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 14 rounds, or 7 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Knit in the round for 7 rounds.

Continue to 8” before you want your snake to end.
(Snake shown has 5 left/right slants for 10 big kinks & 9 knit in the round sections total)

Remember to stuff the body as you go...

Now, make 2 smaller kinks:

Small Right Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K1, M1, K4 dpn2) K4, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K4 dpn4) K4, M1, K1
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 6 rounds, or 3 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Remember to stuff the body as you go...

Knit in the round for 5 rounds.

Small Left Leaning Slant:
Round 1: dpn1) K2tog, K4 dpn2) K4, M1, K1 dpn3) K1, M1, K4 dpn4) K4, PSSO
Round 2: Knit

Repeat these 2 rounds for 6 rounds, or 3 slants total. Be sure to maintain 24 sts for each round at all times.

Remember to stuff the body as you go...

Knit in the round for 5 rounds.

Tail Decreases:
Step 1: dpn1) K2tog, K4 dpn2) K4, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K4 dpn4) K4, PSSO = 20sts
Step 2: Knit in round for 3 rounds
Step 3: dpn1) K2tog, K3 dpn2) K3, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K3 dpn4) K3, PSSO = 16sts
Step 4: Knit in round for 5 rounds
Step 5: dpn1) K2tog, K2 dpn2) K2, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K2 dpn4) K2, PSSO = 12sts
Step 6: Knit in round for 7 rounds
Step 7: dpn1) K2tog, K1 dpn2) K1, PSSO dpn3) K2tog, K1 dpn4) K1, PSSO = 8sts
Step 8: Knit in round for 9 rounds
Step 9: dpn1) K2tog dpn2)PSSO dpn3) K2tog dpn4) PSSO = 4sts
Step 10: Knit as i-cord on 2 dpns for 5 rounds
Step 11: BO & weave in ends.

A nice optional detail on the tail tip could be to stop decreases at 8 sts & begin working in garter stitch to create a “rattle” effect for the tail tip. (As Sneaky Snake subsists primarily on scavenged/unattended root beer such protective adaptations as fangs & rattles are unnecessary... Even counter-adaptative!) Continue for 3”, break yarn, pull yarn through the 8 loops, tie closed & weave in ends.

Forked Tongue:

Measure 1 yd. of stash yarn in desired color. Fold in half & use crochet hook to “hitch” tongue onto mouth (as you would add a fringe to a scarf).
( I gave an extra knot or two to reinforce the join. The tongue will get a lot of punishment if this is mean to be a toy for a child)
Use larger crochet hook (size H) to chain 12 (use both strands of yarn to do so).
Pull yarn through last loop to secure chain.
Switch to smaller crochet hook to individually ch 3 on each of the yarns used for the tongue to create a fork. I started the chain using the last loop available from the end of the tongue.
Tie off each end & trim. Be sure to leave a little bit of yarn showing so the knot will stay tied.

Optional Fangs:

Pick up 3 sts in white stash yarn along bottom front of mouth increase line.
Work as i-cord for desired length.
K2tog, k1.
B0. Weave in ends
Repeat on same place on the other side of the mouth.

Embroidered Eyes:
(CAUTION: You might want to have embroidery experience for this... Otherwise you will be extremely frustrated with these instructions!)

Mark out 2 9 st squares (3x3) evenly on desired area on top of head.
Use worsted weight white yarn to tie onto bottom right corner of marked square.
Leave 3” or 4” inches of tail dangling
Satin stitch for 6 stitches (2 passes for each knit row)
From right side of “square”, work 8 buttonhole stitches with the button hole “ridges” facing front. This will create a “scallop shell” looking eye white.
Tie both ends of white yarn together to pull scallop into a circle” facing front.
Weave in ends.

To make a pupil, tie black worsted yarn in 3 half-hitches (or overhand knots) over the bottom ‘join’ of the white yarn.
Weave in ends.

Repeat on the same place on the other side of the head.

Really, sew on felt eyes...
Or, buttons if your intended recipient is over 3.
Whatever moves you.
Just remember, if you are adding "safety snap-on" eyes, you need to put those in before you stuff the head & move on the the body.

Embellish at will!
Be creative!


...Add beads as you knit him (or her, if you like)!

...Make flames come out of its mouth!

...Make a little Basilisk!

Or, add neck feathers & make your own knit Quetzalcoatl!

Please share pictures of your creations/adaptations with me... I’d love to see it!